The Romantic, Atlantic megastar Bruno Mars’ first solo album since 2016’s AOTY-winning monster 24K Magic, debuts at #1 on the HITS Top 50 chart as we go to press; two cuts (so far) are dominating the Spotify and Apple Music charts, while multiple selections are winning radio’s heart.

Following that conquest: the gargantuan tour he and his WME and Live Nation partners have designed, which is bound to be a true lovefest. One thing that might kill Bruno’s amorous vibe? Appearing on the cover of this seriously unsexy rag.